I know you are, but what am I?
Not that the grade school shenanigans haven't been fun, but I propose this thread have a fifth choice. I'd vote for "Human Intelligence." We've all had idiot moments, and for every Einstein and Tesla there are a dozen clowns like Edison who aren't particularly intelligent but know how to exploit the system to their favor. I'd say that kind of short sighted idiocy is a failure.
Oooh, maybe "Platypus." That's an affront to the theory of evolution if I'd ever seen it.
One last poke, before I return to the shadows. "The Internet." The vision of the internet, at its inception, was a connected global network of information such that humanity could share knowledge freely. What it has become is a time wasting, porn riddled, hive of racism and hate. You can point to successes like Wikipedia, but for every one of them there are a dozen websites which many people would projectile vomit at if they knew they existed. I can't really say the adult material isn't appreciated, but some of this stuff is more disgusting than kinky. I'd call that a failure of purpose....
