Download more ram. WTF

[Nick89]

http://downloadmoreram.net/

WTF. This is a joke right? They are not serious?



dont know which section to post this in.

 

[SK-1]

Virtual Ram!

 

[DarkEgo]

I bet it is a virus.

 

[baldjared]

http://downloadram.googlepages.com/disclaimer

From their disclaimer,

Also, please note that downloading RAM is impossible, and the entire website is a joke.

So apparently they aren't serious.

 

[sneekypeet]

I seem to remember someting very similar I used in my 939 days. Dont know if it actually did anything, but the free bytes in the app changed

 

[mrhuggles]

used to use magnaram[sp] 97, that worked fine actually

 

[mudkip]

it worked went from3 gb to 5GB!!

 

[YinYang.ERROR]

it worked went from3 gb to 5GB!!

 

[twilyth]

There have been utilities around that try to conserve your RAM since Windows 3.1 I think. They try to free up blocks that are being reserved but aren't actually being used (or something like that) and some also say they compress the memory that is in use - sort of like a compressed logical disk, but for memory.

I used to use this one suite of utilities, I think it was fro Hurricane, but I can't remember the name of the product. That was some slick shit. I only stopped using it because the biggest bang came from freeing up resources in W3.x and W9x. But they dropped that stuff somewhere between Win95 and WinXP. God my memory sucks.

 

[newfellow]

damn, symantec.. Where's my Qemm2009..

 

[KainXS]

wow, this is just wrong, I mean, damn,

it would be funny if you downloaded it like a foo, it killed all your ram instead lol.

 

[Frick]

They are using nanotechnology from the future!

 

[mudkip]

They are using nanotechnology from the future!

Nanotechnology? Do you even know what that is ? lol

 

[ste2425]

Nanotechnology? Do you even know what that is ? lol

cause its the process of making daugh rise to bake bread? duuur EEEEveryone knows that,
right?

 

[Frick]

Nanotechnology? Do you even know what that is ? lol

Totally.

 

[Triprift]

cause its the process of making daugh rise to bake bread? duuur EEEEveryone knows that,
right?

Yeah thats what it is lol if only that was true.

 

[Darknova]

Lol "Next time you restart your PC your RAM will be completely clean" no duh

 

[Triprift]

I know at least one person who would believe it lol.

 

[sweeper]

if you read the bottom of the disclaimer it says "This site is a joke and is not real etc etc"... it's a joke.

 

[Triprift]

Yeah but if you dont look close enough and are not techy inclined youd most likely think it to be true lol.

 

[qubit]

Wow, amazing, it worked. My 4 gigs went to 8 gigs!! To prove it, even my BIOS reported it as 8 gigs. Booting into Windows runs faster and smoother than ever before, with hardly any disc thrashing at all.

Fantastic, now I can hold off upgrading a while longer.

Awesome product.

 

[RadeonX2]

Wow, amazing, it worked. My 4 gigs went to 8 gigs!! To prove it, even my BIOS reported it as 8 gigs. Booting into Windows runs faster and smoother than ever before, with hardly any disc thrashing at all.

Fantastic, now I can hold off upgrading a while longer.

Awesome product.

pics, or it didn't happen

 

[Triprift]

Exactly lets see proof

 

[Sir_Real]

pics, or it didn't happen

No u mean pics & it still didnt happen. That site is only there for a laugh & joke

 

[qubit]

No u mean pics & it still didnt happen. That site is only there for a laugh & joke

Of course, it says so right in the disclaimer. The gag was too funny to resist.