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Why? Because that wins the award for worst chipset cooler ever in terms of durability. 5 of these died, then I gave up and threw the board out of the window, quite literally.
 

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Silentmaxx Twinblock! The HR-02 is one of the biggest coolers on the market, yet look how small it is compared to this unapologetic monster.
Lol ... and my quiet little Zerotherm NV120 premium with a single 120mm fan outperforms it on heat dissipation in watts by 50% (according to both coolers' specs).

Great thread, btw. Brings back lots of memories seeing some of the strange coolers people have come up with over the years.
 

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This is what I was going to post if I had not seen it before the end. It is such an oddball.


Silentmaxx Twinblock! The HR-02 is one of the biggest coolers on the market, yet look how small it is compared to this unapologetic monster.
Your last two images scream 'because fuck you that's why!"
 
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Silentmaxx Twinblock! The HR-02 is one of the biggest coolers on the market, yet look how small it is compared to this unapologetic monster.
Mounted like that, not only makes it impossible to install on a chassis, but also to install a graphics card. (Notice the pipe over the audio plugs)
Gladly, the mounting system allows for other orientations. (one of them with a fan)
i think it looks cool.
It does, but where would you stick a fan?
That thing alone won't keep an idle CPU under 60ºC.
 
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Mounted like that, not only makes it impossible to install on a chassis, but also to install a graphics card. (Notice the pipe over the audio plugs)
Gladly, the mounting system allows for other orientations. (one of the with a fan)

It does, but where would you stick a fan?
That thing alone won't keep an idle CPU under 60ºC.
i think its got a fan in the centre of the tube?
 
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Ah! Well, that explains it.
Still a complex mechanism, but I like it and it does seem more efficient that standard tower-type coolers.
 
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This thread should not die.

Yes, necro. I had to. Please add some more!
 
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This thread should not die.

Yes, necro. I had to. Please add some more!
Sorry, companies seen to go on a long "not f***ing up" streak. So unless someones derps out a silly ghetto one, You're out of luck.
 
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I will keep it going, this is a little ot but check out this waterblock.

Sorry for the low res, I have never found a better copy of this one.
 
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