Pretend? Not even pretending.... it's also nothing "new," it's OLD system peripherals that no one wanted and was costly in the day, not only that it was marketed for servers. I know how much those cards were worth in the 90's.... even in 2000's. Just wasn't sure if they were still manufactured. However, today, these components would be less costly than a PCIe SSD drive to manufacture. Though, I don't know exactly why, and no one said, why manufacturers stopped production for risers. So all I'm left is theories, and perhaps manufacturers just think a riser just looks aweful in a system in a day and age where people are more concerned with minimization and modding their systems to look "pretty" ... which I care less about. I care about functionality, power, and the ability to do my work and add peripherals that would allow me to expand beyond that. I understand what you folks are saying, but that's not "ideal" in my position, just trying to be economical.
Yep, I could max my memory to 64GB or even 128GB, but I'd like to ability to go beyond that without sacrificing "system" resources, or take away from available system resources. The point is... having a memory riser that would accept the addition of mixed matched memory and put them to use, rather than sit around collecting dust or tossed into the recycling bin. It'd be nice to have an additional 32GB, 64GB, 128GB, 256GB, etc... of memory to use ***NOT SYSTEM MEMORY*** for other purposes.
I know the probably is quite high and no one is going to manufacturer something for just one individual. Tho, the only reason I see, and read, why memory risers are no longer being manufactured is because there is a lack of demand, or quite probable the lack of awareness of how effective memory as storage can be. However, if enough people show an interest, perhaps it may be something manufacturers would consider providing again. Unless someone here is agitated that I was being optimistic and had an idea or suggestion to share.
Lol, not drunk, and yes someone is working on H2O as a data source. It's ok tho, people laughed at Einstein, Tesla, Newton, Pascal, Hawkings, Musk (Tesla Powerwall, is somewhat overpriced), etc... haha. I'm not even in their bracket.

A wise man once said, "Great minds are often oppressed by the meek and toothless."