Qwop...

InnocentCriminal · Nov 12, 2008

Awwww!

EviLZeD · Nov 12, 2008

lmao i can see why this is addictive the physics sorta thing remind me of this spiderman game http://www.dabontv.com/game241play.html

DonInKansas · Nov 12, 2008

Still the most addicting game to me is Cat with Bow Golf. That game is way fun.

lemonadesoda · Nov 13, 2008

LOL. Now that is a tough little game. With addictive "I CAN beat it!" built-in

I can do rollypollys
I can hop like a gay fairy
But I can't make QWOP run for more than a few meters!

Katanai · Nov 13, 2008

Ahahahahahahahahaha! My best "run" was 12 meters although it looked more like moving in the crouch position in Goldeneye 64. This game is fun, dunno about the addictive part yet.

ShadowFold · Nov 13, 2008

My best is .1

Mussels · Nov 13, 2008

... if you make it negative 2.5 meters, you hit a white wall.

will report more after i manage to move forwards.

JoshBrunelle · Nov 13, 2008

So far I've managed to drag one leg behind me for 13.1 m... What the hell is the trick here?

Katanai · Nov 13, 2008

lol. I'm a national hero. I've finished it. At 50m there's a fence :laugh:

I've pushed that fence to 100m and there's a sand box and a sign that says Jump! :roll:

. You can actually finish it by just pressing O and P. At 40m I almost crapped myself laughing, the guy was sitting on one knee and the other leg was straight in front of him hovering in the air and moving back and fort, giving him momentum to move forward. Haha! My keyboard hates me now, though...

SK-1 · Nov 13, 2008

Imagine a stroke victim relearning how to walk...I just got 2.5M on my face.

Mussels · Nov 13, 2008

SK-1 said:
Imagine a stroke victim relearning how to walk...I just got 2.5M on my face.

thats 5M further than i got. imagine a retarded stroke victim falling up a flight of stairs, while trying to do down.

Fitseries3 · Nov 13, 2008

i've mastered the moonwalk... but thats backwards in the distance competition.

JoshBrunelle · Nov 13, 2008

Backwards champ:

SK-1 · Nov 13, 2008

Mussels said:
thats 5M further than i got. imagine a retarded stroke victim falling up a flight of stairs, while trying to do down.

I lol'ed hard :laugh:

I am going to google and youtube 4 cheats. My FPS is low. Plus, I think my guy has had LSD.

Just trying to make excuses.

kid41212003 · Nov 13, 2008

I ran on my knees for 55m+....

HTC · Nov 13, 2008

InnocentCriminal said:
This is so freakin' addictive. So much so, that my manager banned us from playing it within working hours, which is fair play considering the fact that 95% of my department are playing it constantly instead of doing any work.

Anyway, for those of you that have legs and take the fact you can walk for granted, try having ago at QWOP. It's really difficult to begin with but so incredibly hilarious and fun!

My personal best is 50.2 metres.

This is hilarious, dude!

My best is -1.9 and 3.4, so far ...

Mussels · Nov 13, 2008

i made 16 meters. had him doing a weird squat, and just used Q and W to make him move.

Katanai · Nov 13, 2008

Mussels said:
i made 16 meters. had him doing a weird squat, and just used Q and W to make him move.

Yeah you're on the right track. Use O and P instead and you should finish it.

lemonadesoda · Nov 13, 2008

<--- back to other games, offers cricket!

Thankfully, it's a bit easier!

lemonadesoda · Nov 13, 2008

Oh, look at the author of these games:

I always WONDERED what those University Professors were up to out of class!

Mussels · Nov 13, 2008

lemonadesoda said:
Oh, look at the author of these games:

I always WONDERED what those University Professors were up to out of class!

its an experiment "lets give people an impossible test, and see how they fare"

its not possible to make that guy run (provided paramater) but like good monkeys, we try random things (aka, cheat) in order to succeed in the mission.

sometimes Its fun to be abused like someones pet monkey.

lemonadesoda · Nov 13, 2008

JoshBrunelle said:

Yep, come play hangman about sums it up!

Katanai · Nov 13, 2008

Mussels said:
its an experiment "lets give people an impossible test, and see how they fare"

its not possible to make that guy run (provided paramater) but like good monkeys, we try random things (aka, cheat) in order to succeed in the mission.

sometimes Its fun to be abused like someones pet monkey.

Yeah they just found out that if a man can't run or walk he will crawl. What a big discovery! :laugh:

Mussels · Nov 13, 2008

Katanai said:
Yeah they just found out that if a man can't run or walk he will crawl. What a big discovery!

some of us, in a retarded, backwards fashion.

InnocentCriminal · Nov 13, 2008

I'm glad most of you have as much (if not more) fun as I (and my colleagues) have.

^^

Good times!

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