TechPowerUp is Looking for a Content Proofreader

Mussels · Jul 31, 2022

Wirko said:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Recorded my attempt:

This thread is as chaotic as I imagined and feared it would be, everyone's rather excited about this opportunity

dalekdukesboy · Aug 2, 2022

Mussels said:
Recorded my attempt:

This thread is as chaotic as I imagined and feared it would be, everyone's rather excited about this opportunity

Beyond excited…only problem is the odds are against me (and everyone else) considering how many applications there must be!

IF Techpowerup had an office near me I’d probably volunteer to clean toilets just to have an in! :roll:

FreedomEclipse · Aug 2, 2022

dalekdukesboy said:
Beyond excited…only problem is the odds are against me (and everyone else) considering how many applications there must be!

IF Techpowerup had an office near me I’d probably volunteer to clean toilets just to have an in!

Really? Id rather get in there as helpdesk/tech support. we'd get our own place in the basement with crazy golf.

Shrek · Aug 2, 2022

I'd rather write a review

dalekdukesboy · Aug 2, 2022

FreedomEclipse said:
Really? Id rather get in there as helpdesk/tech support. we'd get our own place in the basement with crazy golf.

Well duh…trust me I don’t like cleaning toilets, just making a point lol. Cellar dwellars eh? I do like the sounds of that.

Shrek said:
I'd rather write a review

Some write, some proofread.

Mussels · Aug 3, 2022

I'll just be the one messing up the toilets, making typos from posting reviews on ToiletPaperUp while I'm there.
Then everyone gets to clean up after me - I'm helping the economy!
(Anyone else extra careful with grammar and spelling in this thread?)

bobbybluz · Aug 3, 2022

Mussels said:
Recorded my attempt:

This thread is as chaotic as I imagined and feared it would be, everyone's rather excited about this opportunity

That's now the new message on my voicemail.

BlaezaLite · Aug 3, 2022

Mussels said:
I'll just be the one messing up the toilets, making typos from posting reviews on ToiletPaperUp while I'm there.
Then everyone gets to clean up after me - I'm helping the economy!
(Anyone else extra careful with grammar and spelling in this thread?)

Yesh, no sphelling errers in ear.

ir_cow · Aug 9, 2022

dalekdukesboy said:
Beyond excited…only problem is the odds are against me (and everyone else) considering how many applications there must be!

IF Techpowerup had an office near me I’d probably volunteer to clean toilets just to have an in!

Come on over

I need a assistant. Your find with it being unpaid internship right?

Mussels · Aug 9, 2022

ir_cow said:
Come on over I need a assistant. Your find with it being unpaid internship right?

bring the hardware to me, I can break the software while you sniff the LN2

lexluthermiester · Aug 9, 2022

Mussels said:
I can break the software while you sniff the LN2

Would that not be painful? Perhaps even lethal??

BlaezaLite · Aug 9, 2022

lexluthermiester said:
Would that not be painful? Perhaps even lethal??

Get rid of any nasal hair... Maybe even your nose!

lexluthermiester · Aug 9, 2022

Blaeza said:
Get rid of any nasal hair... Maybe even your nose!

Yeah, freezing it all off would do that most effectively..

ir_cow · Aug 9, 2022

lexluthermiester said:
Would that not be painful? Perhaps even lethal??

Nah, its part of our training.

dalekdukesboy · Aug 9, 2022

ir_cow said:
Come on over I need a assistant. Your find with it being unpaid internship right?

Had me till “unpaid” lol. Honestly though I actually would consider donating some time here to help out with things, I’m already here a fair amount just shit posting everywhere and in my own 6 year old thread and going through most of the news articles etc,.

Butanding1987 · Aug 10, 2022

dalekdukesboy said:
Had me till “unpaid” lol. Honestly though I actually would consider donating some time here to help out with things, I’m already here a fair amount just shit posting everywhere and in my own 6 year old thread and going through most of the news articles etc,.

You have A LOT of time. Are you some rich kid?

dalekdukesboy · Aug 10, 2022

Butanding1987 said:
You have A LOT of time. Are you some rich kid?

I wish... Anything but. Older and not rich... Here is just a hobby.

ir_cow said:
Come on over I need a assistant. Your find with it being unpaid internship right?

[You’re fine] with it being an unpaid internship right? There…fixed it

. Can I be a paid grammar nazi intern now??? :toast:

Wirko · Aug 10, 2022

dalekdukesboy said:
Can I be a paid grammar nazi intern now???

Nah, the most you can hope for is to become "a assistant".

ir_cow · Aug 11, 2022

dalekdukesboy said:
[You’re fine] with it being an unpaid internship right? There…fixed it . Can I be a paid grammar nazi intern now???

hahaha, well I don't have a say in the hiring process. I'm just watching from the sidelines.

BlaezaLite · Aug 11, 2022

Not going to lie, thought they'd have chosen some mug, I mean person by now...

dalekdukesboy · Aug 11, 2022

Wirko said:
Nah, the most you can hope for is to become "a assistant".

Are you daring me to correct you or what? :roll:

ir_cow said:
hahaha, well I don't have a say in the hiring process. I'm just watching from the sidelines.

Well just let me take you hostage and then you’ll be part of the process off the sidelines! :clap:

Hopefully everyone here realizes I might be eccentric, but not crazy

ir_cow · Aug 11, 2022

Blaeza said:
Not going to lie, thought they'd have chosen some mug, I mean person by now...

Didn't Wiz say by end of August? We have a bit of time left

BlaezaLite · Aug 11, 2022

I've suddenly developed a "I haven't read all the thread" disease. Could be fatal. :rockout:

Shrek · Aug 12, 2022

ir_cow said:
Didn't Wiz say by end of August? We have a bit of time left

"We're looking to fill this position by August."

Mussels · Aug 12, 2022

Blaeza said:
Not going to lie, thought they'd have chosen some mug, I mean person by now...

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Mussels

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