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Fourstaff · May 14, 2015

Tatty_One said:
British Army Jungle Warfare training courses used to be held in his homeland.

Fourstaff said:
In my home country. Hint: I am located north of mussels, and my country is famous for oil. And fancy stories. Sun rises at 6, so people start working at 7.

Use your knowledge guys, you are nearly there :rolleyes:

I will entertain questions about my home country if you guys guessed correctly

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · May 14, 2015

Its either Brunei or Birmingham.

dorsetknob · May 14, 2015

Brunei

The British Forces Brunei (BFB) is the name given to the British Armed Forces ... as Training Team Brunei) running the Jungle Warfare Advisor's Course

Fourstaff · May 14, 2015

Dingding! Correct!

Now what would you gentlemen want to know about Brunei?

RCoon · May 14, 2015

Why does it sound like a Scottsman saying Brony?

dorsetknob · May 14, 2015

Are you the Sultan and if not is he your papa

Birmingham.
is that not a province in Pakistan

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · May 14, 2015

What is the headline news story there today ? and is it raining like it is in Wales, and i mean pissing it down like it is in Wales.

Fourstaff · May 14, 2015

RCoon said:
Why does it sound like a Scottsman saying Brony?

I'm afraid you will have to ask the 14th century folks.

dorsetknob said:
Are you the Sultan and if not is he your papa

No, and no.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
What is the headline news story there today ? and is it raining like it is in Wales, and i mean pissing it down like it is in Wales.

Take a look yourself

http://bt.com.bn/

Nothing exciting, I'm afraid. Most of the exciting stories don't get published because of obvious reasons.

dorsetknob · May 14, 2015

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
What is the headline news story there today ? and is it raining like it is in Wales, and i mean pissing it down like it is in Wales.

Its always raining in wales it starts to rain as you drive accross the Bridges and only stops when you leave
its a plot by those house burning welsh terrorist to stop us english from buying houses in wales

Ps
Felly eich Saesneg, yna dda y mae'r duwiau Weksh yn mynd i fwrw glaw ar eich pen i yn gwybod fi am yn derfysgwr derwydd

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · May 14, 2015

The French control the bridge and we control the weather.

The house burners are long gone, though i remember it happening, it is why we changed the family name from Blenkinsopp-Smythe to Jones when we first arrived here from Surrey.

Fourstaff · May 14, 2015

dorsetknob said:
Felly eich Saesneg, yna dda y mae'r duwiau Weksh yn mynd i fwrw glaw ar eich pen i yn gwybod fi am yn derfysgwr derwydd

Please use move vowels.

dorsetknob · May 14, 2015

Fourstaff said:
Please use move vowels.

Welsh its a constanate bound language or should i say constipated language

Its a UK language and so should be Allowed in the UK clubhouse

Fourstaff · May 14, 2015

dorsetknob said:
Welsh its a constanate bound language or should i say constipated language

Its a UK language and so should be Allowed in the UK clubhouse

Difficult language. Glaswegian sounds just as foreign

dorsetknob · May 14, 2015

Fourstaff said:
Difficult language. Glaswegian sounds just as foreign

to an Englishman Glaswegian is a foreign Dialect. even for Scots Glaswegian is a foreign language.

we Suffer and Smile

Ps
Welsh is a language.
Glaswegian is a Dialect
Gaelic is the Native language. of Scotland

IM translator does not do Scotish Gaelic only Irish Gaelic but it does Welsh Gaelic

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · May 14, 2015

Extremisim and oppression seems the order of the day then.

i dont mean you @dorsetknob

we are well endowed with vowels in Wales

A as in man.
Welsh words: aber (abber); Garn (garn)

E as in bet or echo.
Welsh words: carnedd (caneth)

I as the ee in queen.
Welsh words: ni (nee); mi (mee); lili (leelee); min (meen)

O as in lot or hot.
Welsh words: o'r (oh/rr with a rolled r); don (dohn); pont (pohnt)

U as the 'i' in pita
Welsh words: canu (can-i); cu (key); Cymru (Kum-ri); tu (ti); un (in)

W as the 'oo' in Zoo.
Welsh words: cwm (koom); bwlch (boolch)

Y has three distinct sounds.

RCoon · May 18, 2015

Time for me to come begging cap-in-hand. We're doing a Father's Day PC giveaway in honor of Kreij, and we're in need of parts for the PC!

Any and all help is appreciated! I'd also add that if you are a father or know a father that is in dire need of a good PC, feel free to apply/nominate!

http://www.techpowerup.com/forums/t...day-build-ongoing.202061/page-31#post-3283069

Tatty_Two · May 18, 2015

Who is building it? Sorry didn't read thru the whole 30 odd pages.

RCoon · May 18, 2015

Tatty_One said:
Who is building it? Sorry didn't read thru the whole 30 odd pages.

In the event nobody else volunteers, I'll put it together at my place to test it as a full build. Then I'll strip it and send it off in parts to the winner/volunteer.

Tatty_Two · May 18, 2015

I have a Coolermaster HAF932 I am not using, it's in decent nick albeit bulky, I leant it to a nephew a couple of months ago as his old one had pretty much disintegrated but he has a replacement now, he is in Somerset though but we are visiting in just under 2 weeks, so could pick it up then, I would ask him to send it direct but he is always skint! (poor side of the family

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RCoon · May 18, 2015

Tatty_One said:
I have a Coolermaster HAF932 I am not using, it's in decent nick albeit bulky, I leant it to a nephew a couple of months ago as his old one had pretty much disintegrated but he has a replacement now, he is in Somerset though but we are visiting in just under 2 weeks, so could pick it up then, I would ask him to send it direct but he is always skint! (poor side of the family )

That would be great! Let me know if you're 100% and I'll set it down as sorted. Don't worry about sending it, seems uneconomical sending it to one person and then sending it on. I imagine we'll cover postage costs to wherever it needs to be when the time comes

ne6togadno · May 18, 2015

RCoon said:
... I imagine we'll cover postage costs to wherever it needs to be when the time comes

932 is 14kg neto so postage wont be cheap

RCoon · May 18, 2015

ne6togadno said:
932 is 14kg neto so postage wont be cheap

Me and Norton will sort out postage monies for those unable to pay it.

ne6togadno · May 18, 2015

RCoon said:
Me and Norton will sort out postage monies for those unable to pay it.

i am just telling you so you dont get caught by surprise

the54thvoid · May 18, 2015

I've replied to main thread. I'll donate gfx card if wanted (but wait required till i upgrade this Summer).

kurosagi01 · May 22, 2015

How is everyone doing?

I am on hunt for gaming headsets yet again..mainly looking for cushion padding(pleather/leather just isn't comfortable for me) and USB if possible which can work on both PC and PS4. Was looking at the SteelSeries Raw Prism and the Logitech G430 but can't decide which one would be better.

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