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Computex 2011 Show Girls

Oh hang on, I've got a complaint! :wtf:

I mean, it's all well and good W1zz taking pictures of all those hot girls, but he hasn't actually reviewed any of them. :eek: Why hasn't he benchmarked any of them? Why are there no bar charts comparing 20 different girls tested for different abilities? What about comparisons with last year's models? Are they improved? He manages all this very well with graphics cards all the time, so why not with girls?

So, stuff I'd like to know:

- How many frames per second can you get with the best ones and for how long?
- How much input power is required to make them work? This is usually measured in money, but some may have specific requirements
- What is their thermal output, ie just how hot are they?
- How much noise do they make? This one's very important.
- And besides the core features of every girl, what extra, unique abilities do some have over others that make them that little bit extra special?

Nah, W1zz, yer slackin' my man. ;)

Best post in a long time! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

W1zz: don't forget to put on the charts the traditional warnings "lower is better" or "higher is better" ;)
 
THE BEST!
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Looks like I'm buying MSI cards now, assuming a certain piece of hardware ships with :D
 
The Razer booth babes are 100000000000000x hotter than all those girls, i'm just saying.

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We appreciate the sacrifices you make

yup it was a tough day. we always do it after we are finished with all meetings (work first!)

To better all of our lives. :p
 
Hey now

yuck XFX has shitty choice in women they all look so damn thin that if someone turned a fan on they would blow away in the wind

the rest of boothbabes look just about what id expect hot asians and lots of them go figure :roll:

http://www.techpowerup.com/reviews/Computex/Booth_Babes_2011/images/girls072.jpg
http://www.techpowerup.com/reviews/Computex/Booth_Babes_2011/images/girls073.jpg

If I'm not mistaken that is a Redhead. Now she could have other talents we are unaware of. :cool:
 
Well.....

So everyone, do you go with the Pretty face and so so body or Hot body and so so face?

Whichever cooks better and loves me more. The other stuff within reason not so important. :)
 
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BOOM! There goes mah load!
 
The one to the right of the trophy is mmm..


Most of the non-asian girls at the show seem to either eat more meat or excercise more because they have way thicker and leaner muscular thighs and legs in general. I see a lot of chicken legs at the show here. :laugh:

Disclaimer: Any appearance of double entendre is probably intended.....
 
I think we should have a ratings system

Best post in a long time! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

W1zz: don't forget to put on the charts the traditional warnings "lower is better" or "higher is better" ;)

We can keep it tasteful and have a lot of fun. Just a rough sketch here. Maybe multiple choice or just comments.

Face: Amazing with great flesh tone and not too much makeup. Not missing any teeth.

Hair: Too short and lacking in style. Shade doesn't accent her rosy cheeks and eye color

Abs: What abs? Needs to find them.

Breasts: Implants a major letdown. Natural beauty is best.

Legs: No calf muscles give a chicken leg appearance. Foghorn Leghorn would be aroused.

Feet: Rex Ryan would be proud. Huge feet disproportional to rest of body.

Just some examples. What do you think? :toast:
 
Best post in a long time! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

W1zz: don't forget to put on the charts the traditional warnings "lower is better" or "higher is better" ;)

Thanks man, I really appreciate it! :toast:
 
Awesome !!!! Was waiting for this:) I also posted on anandtech's forums for promo ^^
 
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Awesome !!!! Was waiting for this:) I also posted on anandtech's forums for promo ^^

Nice one, Trin. :)

Welcome to TPU! You may also like to take part in my fun gaming competition - see my sig. :cool:
 
Just for the record I was not really looking hard...

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at the product I mean!
 
I mean.. if I liked pale asians then this would totally be awesome...

that being said

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yes please
 
All them woman need to eat a sandwich. No tits and no ass make TheMailMan angry. I swear if I had a company I would hire swollen porn stars to walk my booth.
 
i wonder how many of these girls actually know or care what theyr holding lol :p!
 
i wonder how many of these girls actually know or care what theyr holding lol :p!

Do you care about what they're holding?
 
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