Mr McC

LOL! It wasn't even my dog!

"I’m a shinobi because, I am the groin-strike from the shadows, I am the steel behind the silken scarf, I am the entrepreneur clad as guttersnipe, the custodian of unguarded barroom beverages and the peculator of cigarette lighters provided in careless fashion, with full awareness of the location of all odd socks."

Kudos man, I laughed so hard it hurt!