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Oh yeah, the combat isn't actually that great since it uses a dice-rolling system, but is presented as if you're actually in control lol. Try magic.

The combat was never what made the game great.
Yeah, I resorted to magic because there were far fewer misses and a lot more damage dealt when it hits. Good thing I have a High Elf; bad thing I picked the Infiltrator class. :(
 
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Oh my god I pee'd a little..not really but I really have to go now... :eek: I'm stuck upstairs in my office, and I just had knee surgery last Monday on both knees (arthroscopic knee surgery).. I'm ready to get home to my meds.. lol

I hope you have a speeeedy recovery! seriously.
 
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Yeah, I resorted to magic because there were far fewer misses a lot more damage dealt when it hits. Good thing I have a High Elf; bad thing I picked the Infiltrator class. :(
It is rough at the lower levels, especially if you're using skills that you didn't get bonuses in to start off with. Designing/picking a class that best suits your play style can be tricky and takes a few tries. I highly recommend starting over once you've got a good feel for how you want to play, how the leveling system works, etc.
 
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